It began with the Preakness, then came Stella Artois, but what’s up next for Zed Run?
Here are some Zed partnerships I personally would love to see. None of these are real, they’re just parody ideas I have in my brain. However, our lawyer has just informed me that if ZED does in fact act on any of these ideas, I’m entitled to at least an 8% finders fee*
Dominos Pizza
Everyone loves pizza. It goes great with beer and many other beverages. If you don’t like pizza you can’t play Zed Run, in fact you can’t even play that chicken racing game.
The Bored Ape Yacht Club
This one is obvious, (but I still get my 8%). Two current heavyweights of the NFT space unite! Cheetahgang vs. DMT out on the special swamp race track.
Levis
Levis Straus, the inventor of modern jeans, partners with the inventor of modern horse racing Zed Run! This exciting partnership will allow Zed/Levis to once and for all settle the age old debate on how horses wear pants. That’s big!
MedMen
This is a big fancy weed store out here in California. It’s like buying weed cannabis at an Apple Store. (Makes you sort of miss the quaint old days of buying weed at someone’s house and having to awkwardly hang out and play video games for a bit) As part of this deal Med Men will also create 4 new strains, Nakamoto (most THC), Szabo, Finney and Buterin (least THC but could be good to breed with other strains).
Elmer’s Glue
I think eventually Zed will have to implement some kind of retirement plan for horses. This partnership will be a fun way to announce the great horse burn! Maybe you get a commemorative RIP NFT bottle of Elmer’s Glue for each horse you burn. Sure, this partnership might generate some very bad headlines for both parties but all publicity is good publicity!
That Paper from Middle School
Remember this paper? It taught all of us how to write letters! I don’t think it gets enough promotion or recognition. Also I plan to donate a portion of my 8% finders fee on this deal to various local schools.
Crypto Punks
The Crypto Punk floor is at only18.89 ETH and this will be good promotion for that little upstart NFT project. Also the horse can flick it’s cigarette at other horses on the track to gain a competitive edge.
Jordan Brand
The best basketball player horse in the game is Steph Curry but let’s face it his Under Armour shoe is not great. In this exciting partnership Zed will auction off a z1 with a Jordan 1 skin, a z2 with a Jordan 2 skin etc. All the way up to the crappy Jordan 15.
OK that’s it for now. Thanks for hearing my pitches @zed_run, I will now wait by the phone.
*Our lawyer has just told me I must inform you that the 8% finders fee is not correct and that in reality I have no lawyer.
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